Ah, hunting. Nothing shows how brave and tough you are like killing mammals who have yet to grasp the concept of tools with advanced weaponry. From a distance. While hiding.

I’ll bet someone, somewhere, tried to jump off a multistory building into a haystack after playing Assassin’s Creed.

I don’t always cook for the family, but when I do I grill t-bone steaks until rare.

If I don’t notice significant amounts of dirt during daily life in my home, I consider the house to be clean. My mom disagrees.

If I ever open a restaurant, it will be Labyrinth-themed and I will use this bathroom structure. The guests I attract won’t mind because they’ll already know the right answer.

It sneaks up on you. One day you’re a normal kid and the next you find yourself making decisions demonstrating good judgement. For example, when my brother wanted an Xbox 360, I didn’t  against buying one. We already had lots of video games for our PC and I didn’t see the point. The strange thing was that even if I was right and it was a total waste of money for something we barely used in favor of our pre-existing device, no one would not be negatively impacted. The worst that could happen was that my parents spent $300 on a TV stand decoration. I put a significant amount of energy into opposing something not because of any potential negative consequence, but simply because I felt it was a bad idea. Moreover, the idea I was arguing against was “Let’s buy more video games.” It was a very odd experience.

e^x cells for a zygote which divides exponentially forever.